Story by John Moore

Is there a zombie virus, and should we be scared?

After revealing that the Miami, face-eating zombie, Rudy Eugene, was not on bath salts, the Internet is abuzz with viral rumors.

LQP-79 was supposedly a new contagion that was turning peaceful people into zombie-like cannibals

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Story by John Moore

Zombies, are mindless killing machines right? Well, not exactly there Chuckles.

You see, no matter how they got zombified – those undead mother******s have to still ambulate and eat. They also must have some kind of instinct for food. As simple as that is, that means brain power.

Understanding how the recently rotten think, if you can call it that, is important to survival. Why? Cause you gotta understand your enemy and all that shit.

It’s important to understand why zombies:

• Don’t respond to pain
• Show no human emotion
• Disregard their own safety
• Show no capability for abstract thought or future plannin

Heck, who needs future planning when you’re already dead? Am I right?

Anyhoo, we turn to our old friend science to explain this key zombie survival lesson.

Presenting the triune brain. A model of brain evolution which might explain zombie behavior to some extent.